Having more or less successfully plumbed the depths of
pinball history for the worst celebrity themed machines, we’ll now climb the
highest heights and look for the best.
Fortunately, we’ve got plenty to choose from since aside from a few
missteps the industry has done a decent job of creating celebrity tie-in
machines that “work” for their demographic and are compatible with the pinball
ethos. In fact we’ve got so many that we’ve
got to establish a higher level of criteria to whittle down the list. You’ll recall that for our compilation of “worst
celebrity themed machines” we made no judgment on the quality of the machine
itself. For our “best” evaluation we’re
going to do the opposite and make the quality of the game a factor.
We’ll also consider the collectability of the machine, or
more specifically consider if the theme enhances or detracts from the machine’s
value to the pinball enthusiast aftermarket.
This is may seem like a somewhat subjective criteria, but its actually a
very important consideration to pinball collectors. Another way to look at this component is to
consider the machine’s “floor appeal” in your den or rec room. A classic machine with a timeless theme like “Fireball”
or “Mata Hari” will always look cool. So, too, will a machine featuring the
right celebrity. You wouldn’t have any
problem displaying a machine featuring any of the celebrities on this
list. On the other hand, a machine with
the “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” or John Goodman and Rosie McDonald in “The
Flintstones” is something I don’t want in my
home no matter how much fun the gameplay.
Finally, its worth noting that I’ve intentionally eliminated
machines with fight sport related themes including ones featuring Muhammad Ali
and Rocky Balboa. I’ll be examining
fight sport related machines in detail down the road, so there’s no reason to
deal with them now.
As before, we’ll go in reverse order from #5 to #1:
5) Eight Ball by
Bally Manufacturing (1977):
This is a somewhat controversial machine in pinball circles,
and some would question if it belongs on the list at all. We’ll get to the controversy in a
moment. If you didn’t live through it,
you have no idea of what a big deal “Fonzie” from the TV series Happy Days was
during the mid to late 1970’s. You could
even make a case that he’s the most popular and influential TV sitcom character
ever.
His popularity spilled over into
other areas of popular culture, such as re-popularizing the leather jacket and
bringing the word “nerd” back from the dead.
Eight Ball features Fonzie and a comely female companion in
a pool hall. Or does it? The intent is certainly to suggest it’s the iconic
Happy Days character but there’s no reference made to his name. Nor is there any other Happy Days iconography
present on the machine. Debate rages to
this day about whether or not it was a licensed image of Fonzie, or a lookalike
doppelganger changed just enough to skirt copyright laws.
There are those who hate the Fonzie imagery on what would
have been an excellent machine regardless of the backglass. Others (myself included) consider this a very
understated and tasteful homage to the biggest name in pop culture at the
time. A full blown “Happy Days” game
with Potsie, Ralph Malph, Richie and “Mr. and Mrs. C” would very likely have
been overdone and certainly would have become dated very quickly. The way it turned out, Eight Ball has a
timeless essence of cool. In any case,
it was very popular and for many years its production run of 20,000+ units was
the largest ever. It also inspired a
couple of sequels, the “Roaring 20’s” themed Eight Ball Champ and the “Cowboy
Bar” themed Eight Ball Deluxe.
4) KISS by Bally
Manufacturing (1979):
The makeup wearing, fire and blood spewing rock band almost
begged to be immortalized with a pinball machine theme and in 1979 they were.
You could make a case that this
was a poorly timed release as by 1979 KISS was considered to be running on
fumes, having just released their “disco inspired” album “Dynasty”.
Fortunately, the machine depicted the band in
all of their earlier glory and featured polyphonic renditions of classic songs
like “Rock n Roll All Night” and “Shout It Out Loud”.
I’ve always liked how the graphics look more “pinball
like” than I had first anticipated and are actually somewhat restrained (at
least by KISS standards).
The machine
was fun to play, and was very popular with a production run of 17,000
units.
3) Wizard! by Bally Manufacturing (1974)
Captain Fantastic by Bally
Manufacturing (1975)
These machines were both inspired by the film version of “Tommy”,
the classic rock opera by The Who.
The storyline of both the original and the film were chocked full of pinball imagery, so the extension into the “real” world of pinball is a natural.
While the film was a critical and box office
disappointment, the pinball machines it inspired became classics.
“Wizard” is often incorrectly named as the first licensed
celebrity theme machine, but it definitely set off the flood of “tie-in”
machines in the latter half of the 20th century. There were some pre-release rumors that it
was based on the machine played by Tommy Walker’s nemesis “The Pinball Wizard”
in the film, but those are also incorrect.
The machine’s artwork was created by Dave Christiansen and its long on
stylish symbolism and short of specific references to the film. That’s helped the machine age well and remain
a sought after collectable up through the present day. Who lead singer Roger Daltry and Ann-Margret
are depicted on the backglass. Perhaps due
to the film’s disappointing performance, the Wizard machine wasn’t considered a
“blockbuster” with a production run of 10,000 units.

If all you know about Elton John is his campy, openly gay post “I’m Still Standing” work its hard to appreciate the fact that in the mid-1970’s
he was not only the biggest rock star in the world but one of the most
critically acclaimed.
Much of his work
during this era is downright amazing, and his popularity landed him a small but
significant role in the film version of “Tommy” as ‘the pinball wizard’.
He’s only on-screen for 5 minutes or so, but
he steals the show and his remake of the Who’s song “Pinball Wizard” was easily
the best of many remakes on the soundtrack.
The imagery on the backglass with the oversized boots is taken directly
from the film.
This machine was hugely
popular, with a production run of 18,000 units and remains highly prized by
collectors.
2) Playboy by Bally
Manufacturing (1978)
A pipe smoking Hugh Hefner and a bevy of bikini clad
Playmates grace this homage to the magazine.
With the Chicago roots of the magazine, a pinball machine tribute would
have been a natural notwithstanding its significant cultural influence.
This was the first of three Playboy licensed
machine (subsequent releases were a 1989 “35
th Anniversary” machine
by Data East and a 2002 Stern Pinball release that offered both clothed and
nude Playmate options) and in my opinion the best.
The machine art is by Paul Faris, who’s
considered one of the best ever by pinball geeks.
The machine is a blast to play and captures
all of the “cool” of Playboy’s early days including Leroy Neiman’s “Femlin”
cartoon and digitized music based on the theme to the “Playboy After Dark” TV
show composed by Cy Coleman.
And, of
course, Playboy’s legendary bunny head is everywhere.
A perfect union of a great theme, amazing artwork
and fun gameplay made this a very popular machine upon release (18,250 unit
production run) and is prized by collectors even today.
1) Evel Kneivel by Bally Manufacturing (1976)
"The Last of the Gladiators” on a great pinball
machine.
The fact that I could end the
description with that sentence should convey why this is #1 on my list and
completes a Bally Manufacturing sweep of the top 5.
This was one of the first machines to be made
almost exclusively with solid state scoring as the industry moved away from the
reel based electromechanical scoring that had been the norm since the 1930’s.
A simple, but fun to play design with all
sorts of officially licensed Evel Knievel imagery.
With the death of the legendary daredevil
earlier this year this machine is harder to find than ever.
Fun gameplay combined with a theme that is
off the charts in terms of “cool” makes this my choice for the best celebrity
themed pinball machine ever.
Next time, we’ll take a look at some other excellent
celebrity themed pinball machines that fell just short of making the list.